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Peter Griffin and God discuss who goes to hell. Peter asks whether atheists go to hell, god states that they don't. Peter inquires whether people who upload "transparent" PNGs go to hell. God confirms that they do. Not only that, but they go all the way down, to the boiler down of hell. Peter Griffin states that this makes him happy.
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What’s wrong with transparent pngs?

I think it should read “transparent” pngs, i.e. pngs that don’t actually have a transparent background but a checkered background.

OK, now this I can get behind.

Presumably because you, too, have a checkered background?

But I am also transparent about it.

Am I Schrodinger.png?

Aaah, these kinds of transparent PNG. How many times i was deceived. Straight to Hell.

…. That isn’t transparent, that is a white background

What am I missing here?

Transparent in the post is in quotes, so they mean PNGs that look like they have the checkered placeholder that means it’s a transparent background, but the checkered part is actually an opaque background.

Oh dooohhhh! It was so obvious that I totally missed it :)

I definitely missed it too

But that’s not transparent, unless the penguin is trans and a parent

I think since it’s in quotes, they mean the kind where it’s not actually transparent and has the checkerboard background baked into the image

Transparent pngs are fine. It’s the “transparent” ones that are evil.

It’s just some bigot who hates parents who are trans & pseudorandom number generators.

People who probably didn’t realize they were pngs and saved them as jpgs. I believe humans call that a “skill issue”.

No, when you save a PNG as a jpeg, the background is saved as solid white or black. Saving the checkered pattern requires effort or you’re saving things by taking screenshots.

Sometimes it’s formatted as *.png too. Straight to hell.

What about atheists who upload “transparent” pngs? Checkmate atheis… I mean God

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